Midget sex pt 2 tonight
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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