He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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