I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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