Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
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How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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