Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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