so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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