I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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