my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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