: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
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If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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