can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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