Me too!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Pooping to opera.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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