Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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