Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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