Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She's the barista slut.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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