How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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