So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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