You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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Of course I have a pirate flag
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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