I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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