I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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