We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
