hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
My vagina is officially offended.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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