he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You did what with his pubic hair?
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