So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
