she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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