I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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