You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
please don't ironically join a cult
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