I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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