I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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