She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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