but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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