Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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