It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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