I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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