Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
How external is "for external use only"?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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