I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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