I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
