Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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