Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
im six kinds of drunk right now
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Life is so much better after having sex.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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