i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
How's your threesome situation going?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
If I die, sorry about rent.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,