so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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