Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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