matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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