it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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