Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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