1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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