Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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