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I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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