he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Someone signed my nipple.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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