I am puke
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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