Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Randomize
