I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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