remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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