Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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