he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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