i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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