i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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