Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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