I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
