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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Come share oat with me in your robe
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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