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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead

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  NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf

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• (206): View more from Washington

  What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?

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  Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  We're using joints as your birthday candles

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush

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• (406): View more from Montana

  True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first

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