You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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