I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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