You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He kissed a someone with a penis
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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