Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
how drunk are you?
Several
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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